You know you’re getting old when…

… songs that came out when you were in 4th grade are now featured on Vh1 Classic.

A peek into the mind of someone with “issues”.

At the doctor’s one day:

Woman: Doctor, will you please take a look at my husband?

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Husband: Aw, it’s nothing; I have had this annoying headache for a couple of years now. Do you think you can do something to make it go away?

Doctor: Sure.

Doc whips out shotgun; blows the wife away.

…

Doctor: Better?

Husband: Much.